10. It wasn’t me mom, I’m just sitting back here picking my nose.
9. I found a bunch of Ovi’s hair and a pair of scissors behind the recliner.
8. I didn’t think the fence would tip over when I tackled it.
7. So how does the sperm get to the egg? Does the mom drink it?
6. Whateeeever!
5. Do you think Chris has mud in his wiener from playing in the sandbox?
4. I’ve been using a screwdriver to drill a hole in the wall from my closet to your room.
3. I’ve been in the bathroom for a whole hour, and I still have a traffic jam!
2. I swear it wasn’t my fault, but……
1. Guess what! I got my nose stuck in Yon-Paul’s leaf blower tonight.
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My home now seems quite boring.
ReplyDeleteThese are hilarious. I especially like the one about the scissors, which happened at my house when I was young. Of course, I wasn't involved, I was just sitting there picking my nose.
ReplyDeleteDoes the mom drink it.
ReplyDeleteI will be thinking about that for quite awhile.