Sweet Waves of Summer

Home sweet home in quiet suburban Sandy

Sweet minivan driving soccer mom

And her (mostly) sweet children

"We're going to the zoo? Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet"

I'm certain this will be a sweet and memorable day.

Aunt Heidi and Uncle Robb are going to watch the kids? Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

I have several hours ALONE

What will I do with myself?

I could go to work and be productive

Or.....................I could go across the street

My sister knows a guy named Catfish who works here. Hmmm

"Come on in to my office"

Snaaaap

My tattoo artist reads. I like that.

He also collects organs. Hmmmm

Will this hurt more or less than the dentist's office?

Into every life a little pain must fall.

(BTW, these tools sound a lot like the dentist's)

Ah, wraith of the woods looking down on me, you'll keep me company while I lie here, won't you?

"Ow, fuckity ow!!!!"

"How long did you say this was going to take?"

"Awhile."

Sweet waves of summer!